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To walk through your front door, fall down, and skid to a stop, leaving a small trench in your floor. Caused by sleep deprivation and/or intoxication.
"Damn, I was tired... I just went home and trenched."
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The trench cut is a standard military haircut from WW I to the present. It featured shaved sides and back of the troop's head and left a little on top. This was a fast cut to give and prevented vermin nests in most of the head in trenches
The troops received a Trench cut prior to deployment.
A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.
!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
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Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
A deep trench found in the butt, often climbing to the back of ones head.
"dude, I can see Jean's Butt trench from here. "
Trench Kid (pr. Noun)
1) Kids that have grown up from a torn youth. Typically from poverty stricken regions.
2) People that are woke / emotionally intelligent/ or emotionally skilled and know they are valuable..
Ex. 1
Growing up as a trench kid, Sally knew she wouldn't repeat the cycle.
Ex. 2
Billy had it tough.
Yeah. He was in the Group Home system; A real Trench Kid
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The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
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