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An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.
Random person: "Hi."
Trumpet player: "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"
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In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"
Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
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Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.
John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.
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1. An instrument which is honestly not to difficult to play correctly.
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
The clarinet is the woodwind version of the trumpet. If you are a trumpeter, get over your sad delusions. If you are a clarinet, I know how it feels. I'm sorry.
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adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.
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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?
And my dream.
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A loud mouth Trump supporter that is so smitten with Trump that they will believe anything he says and repeat it to everyone they come across.
His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.
David: Hey Joe, did you see what Trump just Did?
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!
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