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Turd

A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.

"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".

by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019


Turd

Turd

Skys turd ! That's the size of a 2 litre Coke bottle you dirty bastard!

by Ob1hwfc October 7, 2019


Turd

A challenging child usually aged between 2 years and 4 years

1. It's 1 o clock in the morning, why is that turd singing Baby Shark?

2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again

by Borninboro February 8, 2019


turd

The object of desire of a turd burglar.

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.

by Little Deby Big Boobs May 30, 2005

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turd

what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.

turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.

by gh0stk1d August 1, 2006

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turd

a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.

I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.

by Leprechaun dude March 20, 2008

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turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

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