What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.
A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.
You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!
To absolutely smash something out of existence. Generally a way of telling or describing how hard to hit something.
Playing pool:
Player 1: I don't really know how to break.
Player 2: Just twat it!
1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina
1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat
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The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin
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Carl Silverstone
A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe.
He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.
Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry?
Person 2: What a twat.
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