A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.
Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.
A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog
Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy
A half erect penis of a cainine.
That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.
(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”