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A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.
Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.
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A "69" position wherein the man lays flat on his back and the woman is on top-stretched out Ike an airplane while both receiving oral sex
I came 7 times last night while we were in reverse airplane. Your tongue has never felt so good
U.S Army soldiers with parachutist badges. The airplane gang hunts in packs and will beat up on "Legs", aka people with enough grey matter to realize an extra $100 a month is not worth getting arthritis at 30.
LEG 1: "Did you hear? the whole airplane gang got medboarded!"
LEG 2:"I guess you CAN'T run 100 miles a week with 85 pound rucksacks... who would have thought?"
LEG 1: "Us.... that's why we're legs"
*They walk off to 1530 release formation*
An adhesive used in attaching pieces of a scale model kit together. This glue melts and bonds the plastic, def. 9 or balsa wood it comes into contact with. During the 1950's and 60's, when scale model kits reached their height of popularity, only adults could purchase this glue because it was abused by mischievous children addicted to inhaling the vapors. The gaseous particles emanating from the stringy, sticky glue caused light-headedness and a weezy, def. 7 feeling. Testors manufactured an airplane glue in a distinctive orange colored tube. High concentrations of airplane dope, used in flying model kit assembly, can produce similar results.
"You've got a nice model there. All you need to get started is some paint and airplane glue, and a well ventilated work space."
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As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.
Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...
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When a woman's dress is so short when she bends over you can see all the way to the cock pit.
Sally had that black leather airplane dress on today and wasn't wearing any underware. She bent over to pick up a dollar and I seen every hair on that cock pit.
A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.
"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.
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