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assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 15, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart-assyness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

89๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assie

Assie is a disturbing tool to pull out shit of animals, even humans
Assie has pillow-like metal to help
It is a very helpful tool to help poop

Bryan's dog uses an Assie when his dog is sick

by Dumbass Girl NaiNai September 2, 2022


Assie

Assie is a tool used to pull shit out of animals, and humans
It is a very disturbing tool... Hehe

Bryan's dog uses Assie when he has a stomach disease.

by Dumbass Girl NaiNai September 2, 2022


assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017