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1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.
1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.
2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.
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mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls
lets go watch idiot mouse bungee
A amazing cord with the power to retract when streched to its limits.
Destiny: Hey hunny i'm going to move your couch using a friends truck. I plan to put it in the back
Ben: Okay make sure its secured down.
Destiny:....
*5 hours later*
Destiny: Man I knew I should have listened to my smart sexy boyfriend and secured it down, like with a BUNGEE CORD. Now he is out 400 dollars.... oh shoot
Ben: dang... my couch is now on the side of a highway... I should invest in duct tape now.
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large, saggy tits that hang disproportionately low, like those of an elderly woman
"WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut over there! I bet her nipples touch her knees when that rack's not in cups!"
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Suicide for the indecisive.
The emo kid would have gone Bungee Jumping instead of cutting his wrist, but he was too much of a pussy.
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Having a naked man bungee jump onto the building and at the very bottom his penis falls into the woman's vagina and a very high velocity....can be fatal
-Hey Tyler, did you hear about Nick dying from trying to Bungee Fuck Marilyn?
-Damn shame...
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A string of snot that exits the nose when you sneeze, but disappears when you quickly sniff it back in, in an attempt to cover it up before anybody notices.
The conversation was fine until she sneezed and pulled a snot bungee on me.
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