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Female friends who have gone on a date with the same person.
Michelle and Lauren found out that they are calendar sisters both having gone out with Gary two weeks apart.
When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.
Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.
Person #2:How would she know that?
Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.
a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars
man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar
guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho
A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
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A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.
man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
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A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.
You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.
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Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
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