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Small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the WalMart parking lot. Or get kicked out of the "world famous" 24 hour Dairy Palace. Once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend The Largest Flee Market calld First Monday Trades Days. 99.9% of the people that attend this cant drive!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!
Canton,Tx...the farthest thing from Disney World!
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city in northeast ohio with some of the richest, prettiest, preppiest people you'll ever meet. even the "ghetto" of north canton has nicer houses than the middle class area of most other cities. everyone from north canton loves their city but doesn't realize it until they leave and miss it. it's full of attractive people with nice clothes, cars, and houses. everyone knows everything about everyone else because the population is approximately 10 people. it's 99% white and 1% "other." everyone's fairly nice to each other and loves their sporting events, particularly football. don't bother looking for a north cantonian anywhere but north canton memorial field on a friday night, because they will most definitely be at a football game. north canton excels at EVERYTHING- sports, academics, and arts. probably the only good school left in northeast ohio that actually has all three bases covered. it was named a few years ago in some travel magazine "one of america's top 100 places to live." .. RIP hoover factory, we will forever miss you as we gaze at your gigantic smokestack you left behind.
"how can that girl be soo rich and good looking and smart and athletic and still so down to earth?"
"she's just so north canton"
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The greatest city in America. If you're not from Canton, you can't ever imagine what it's like to grow up in the C-Town. We got more swagger than anyone else cuz we the baddest bitches in the country. If you grew up in Canton you kicked it in hoods like HP, Shorb ave., 12th, the S dub, and the nicer hoods, harter heights, ridgewood, market heights. Canton is home of the greatest high school in the world, the Canton McKinley Bulldogs (Go Pups!) and is home to one of the most famous high school rivalries in the country (and the only high school rivalry to have betting odds in Vegas). Football is life, as Canton is home to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and it's also the city that the NFL was born. During the first week of August Canton goes harder than usual for Hall of Fame week, when all the football greats come to Canton to party hard for a week. People might be talking shit about the gang violence, pregnant teenagers, the fact that you're most likely to get shot in down on Cherry St. than Baghdad, but the truth is we go harder than anyone else and everyone else is just jealous. Canton is ghetto as fuck man, we fuckin blow trees and can drink anyone under the table, and if you're from the real city and not one of the pussy ass suburbs that pretend they're Canton (I'm talking to you assholes in North Canton and Jackson) then you understand that we are united under one common theme: we're poor as shit but living the high life.
Karl: Hey, where you from?
Me: Canton, Ohio, aka the world's greatest.
Karl: oh, DAMN. I need to back my shit up. I do NOT want to mess with this bitch.
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quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city
canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world
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The farthest point of no return, it is like the Bermuda Triangle but it sucks the life out of you. If you can travel through the devil's ice box in Nelson's ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of hell. Once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord Obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the United States can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. However if you piss off Alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to hell without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.
Canton Ohio is the desolation of souls
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Secret sexual position from the East, clearly revealing the Face of God in the woman's cunt hole.
Famous atheist Richard Dawkins writes his wife a Post-It, "I beg you Marian, don't reveal the secret of the Spicy Canton, it will ruin my career!"
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Any Female born, raised, and or currently living in the city of Canton MI who feels entitled to every fucking thing in this world. The age bracket for these bitches typically range from early to mid twenties. These wastes of life's have never obtained gainful employment or paid a single bill. They ride the coat tails of there poor mothers and fathers leeching every dime they can from them. These bitches are only good for there mouths, vaginas, rectums and male seed disposal.
"Wow that's a very nice car? What's the payment like?" "Oh I don't knowwwwwww my dad pays for it!, quit talking to me creep!" "Fucking Canton Bitch"
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