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A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
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The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.
"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"
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A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.
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A place where you can waste 40 thousand dollars and spend time drinking and smoking weed, all while gaining useless knowledge and ending up in a hell hole of shit after 4 years.
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A place where sleep is never found.
Hey man, I have this 20 page research paper I haven't started because I was partying all night last night, yeah I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter, it's due tomorrow, but hey that's college
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The time and the place for everything.
"There's a time and a place for everything, Mr. Garrison, and it's called college."
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A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.
You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.
Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
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