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this may contain alcohol

THE HELL DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

by YoyoEeveeQueen March 20, 2022

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sausage storage container

a whore, such as a bombshelly or a related to the debeki clan, but mostly the shelly.

i saw that sausage storage containers picture on pbn. she was a ugly white slut.

by lolownd January 23, 2008

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david container

a gay annoying fag who no one likes. goofs off and pisses people off and he has no friends. every1 wants to kill him

GOD! David Container get the F*** outta here!!

by phonics monkey March 25, 2007

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untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013


Open Container

Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."

Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"

by Jack Scarecrow May 26, 2015

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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

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WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022