cumshot put

When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.

Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.

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Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

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Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

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anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

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360 cumshot

Verb- when you're almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the pussy you were just fucking for the final killcam.

The other day I was feeling crazy so I 360 cumshot'd my gf

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ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

Atomic Cumshot

When you cum in a females’ mouth and the cum fills up half or more of her stomach.

Did you hear that Zach managed to pull an atomic cumshot in Jessica last night… I watched the whole thing.