Random
Source Code

The Dave

A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.

Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!

by sweetdaddy May 8, 2009

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dave

Dave is the type of guy that’s chill. It could also be short for David. He gets all the girls but everyone thinks he’s sometimes gay.

Sam: is Dave gay?

Kat: idk

by Angelicqueen March 25, 2019

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dave

A Quakertown term for Marijuana (Quakertown Brown), Made popular by the crew F.O.D

Pot, Ganja, Maryjane, DAVE

by Quakertown Kid December 29, 2007

960πŸ‘ 725πŸ‘Ž


dave

a) A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff
b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name

a) Oh, is Top Gear on Dave again?!
b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street?
B - I dunno! Dave?!

by Eggy9000 January 8, 2008

850πŸ‘ 657πŸ‘Ž


Daving

The art of giving a random opinion about something you have no idea expecting to be successful, but you never are.

You are "daving" if you say: The currency exchange for CHF must be 3 euros

by AGlezG August 21, 2015

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Daving

Saving an Item in Mario Kart 64, only to use it at a key location or time in a race

Quit daving that banana peal, you've been holding it the entire lap!

by Rob's House May 4, 2007

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dave

Dave is an almighty being

You do as Dave asks

You listen to the speaking of Dave

You worship the Dave

Dave is god

Matt: oh cool dog
Emily: yeah his name is Dave

Matt: *literally worships the dog

by lil Baconnaise March 3, 2019

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž