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When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
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Someone who is not fully deaf, nor hearing
Sorry Miss, he is partially deaf.
To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
Drunk1: It's too loud
Drunk2: (yells) What!!
Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf
When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.
Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.
I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.
A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?
Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"
Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"
Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
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