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Someone who's just embarassed themselves.
'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'
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A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.
Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!
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can't do anything by themselves
"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"
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to invite yourself into a private place or conversation
He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.
Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.
I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.
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A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.
All I need is my dildo.
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Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
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People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.
1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.
2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?
All of them.
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