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The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.
Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
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The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!
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A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb
(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
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An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen.
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An affectionate stokey word, similar to "love" or "mate"
Stokey one: You goin up 'anley duck?
Stokey two: yeahh, are you?
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What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
"Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
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Avoiding someone or something
Okwerdz challeged T-Rex to battle, but T-Rex made and excuse and was accused of Ducking Okwerdz
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