if you ever

phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"

person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"

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What ever

It can be used to ways. You can use it if you don't now what to say or you can use it if you don't care.

Eric: You're a fuckin lesbian junkie crack whore!
Girl: What ever!

Friend: Can I borrow your CD player?
You: What ever...

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Soon ever

As soon as

I deal with that soon ever I get their

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good as ever

A word used by really stupid people instead of saying "thats good". Can be shortened by just saying "as ever" which usually follows a grunt "hmm".

John: hey I got a score of 1,000 in this video game
Bob: yeah well I got 10,000
Dieter:OH GOOD AS EVER BOB IS

Frank: (makes a 3 point shot)

Ramsey: HMM, As ever you are

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Five-ever

It's like forever...but longer.

I haven't seen her in like five-ever.

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w/ever

An increasingly popular im abbreviation for 'whatever.' Used when dismissing another person's comments in a chat room or messenger-type setting.

Person 1: "Oh I am soooo cute!"

Person 2: "w/ever die plz"

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Ever Given

1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.

The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).