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Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

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Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y August 28, 2005

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Team Building Exercise

The act of gang rape

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.

by heathen priestess April 2, 2009

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foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

by GinaM October 27, 2007

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Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean August 24, 2005

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the chavso exercise regime

this is a very usful way of loosing weight quickley without dieting. this involves groing your hair long and wearing a black t-shirt with the words black sabbath upon it. next u must go to a large mating ground for chavs (posibly a childs play area Well hard mate) and find a particularly aggresive gaggle of them. next u must sneak up on the gaggle and wen close enuf to whisper in one of theyre ears shout the words IRON MAIDEN RULES as loud as u can. the agrivated group shud chase u until one of theyre pregnant girlfriends(probbly aged 8) gets tired. during the chase for added weight loss shout to them tht u did theyre mothers all night long and the pounds will just fall off u.

aye i lost it all on the chavso exercise regime

by jipakingawalla March 3, 2008

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exercised induced asthma

A type of asthma caused when exercising. It's when your air way is smaller than normal, so you're breathing through an abnormally sized air way. Can be treated by using a subscribed inhaler.

While I was playing basketball, I had a case of exercised induced asthma.

by m-sizzle-wizzle-money-weezy-yo January 12, 2011

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