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Seriously. Female is the opposite sex to the male in all cases. Animals have females too. Some people like 'em, some don't. The end.

Females are not aliens.
Females are not genetically deformed.

Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.

Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?

Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.

by Red Lights Mean Go May 4, 2010

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Female

A bunch of bitches that post opinions on the internet.

Imagine being a female!

by Exasperated male September 22, 2021

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Females

You hear about how females are most at risk where they should be safest a lot, but female kids dont usually even get ass whoopings from their own parents, not to mention parents, the earliest authority figures, are less authoritative with females, and treat them more like peers or friends, which is a double standard you dont hear about much.

Treating females as a more at risk group of people for hardship or violence is sexism. Bad shit can happen to all groups, races, and sexes.

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2020

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Femaling

Being lied to in any way

Her: "You look good af zaddy "
Him: "Stop femaling me its so mean"

by Thewisdomeiser July 2, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


female

One of the two genders of all living things, the other being male. Females are physically indentifiable by their sexual organs which differ from a male's (well it's true I'm not being crude on purpose), a female having a vagina and breasts, the latter not being developed until puberty around the early to late teens.
A typical (I said typical!) female will have long hair and softer, more feminine features than a male, and wear more aesthetically pleasing clothing, getting away with colours such as pink or lilac which a male will more than likely get slated for wearing.
A female of any species has the job of giving birth and caring for offspring, except seahorses; the female lays the eggs, the males fertilises them and then carries the fertilised eggs until they develop into baby seahorses and are 'born'. However the 'non-politically correct' job of human females is not only to produce and care for offspring, but not work and stay at home to cook and clean and care for the house. They must also remain faithful to their husband and care for and obey him. But in the last few decades, feminists have become more prominent in society: mainly females but also males intent on getting equal rights for men and women. Sadly in doing so some (not all!) of these feminists, usually the women, have become sexist themselves and slate men at every given opportunity. But if you want to hear more about that then look up male in urban dictionary.
In truth the only differences and inequalities between males and females are the physical ones; general appearance, reproductive organs and stereotypical style. Men and women both have mood swings and hormones. They both can be violent and bad tempered. They both are capable of sleeping around. They both have the capacity to cheat on their significant other or treat them badly. They can both be immature. They both are able to be sexist, racist, prejudiced, unfair, corrupt, discriminating and every other awful thing you can think of. But they can also both be the most beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring, generous and fair people on this earth, if only they'd let go of their unjust ideas and realise: we only live once. There are no second chances. We should be celebrating life, not ending it; we should appreciate every second we are with our loved ones, not abuse them and their trust; we should be making friends with everyone possible, not making enemies with everyone they don't like the look of.
But this is not a rant, it is a definition. If you wanted that, look at the example.

1. A stereotypical female has long hair, is attractive, straight and wears make up and pretty clothing.

by Zelda199 November 25, 2006

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Female

Female is a sex and a gender.
The sex is defined as a being with the XX chromosomes.
The gender is a being which identifies as the sex but doesn't necessarily has XX chromosomes

"Aren't queens female?"
"Don't question royalty!"

by Scherrlock February 19, 2017

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Female

The world's most common disability, affecting about half the population. Caused by a mutation that results in what should be a Y chromosome instead being an X chromosome.

Symptoms include:

-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food

Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).

There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.

"I heard Josephine is female"

"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"

by Mr big ballsack June 13, 2021

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