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A FuckTon, exactly 9001 regular tons.
Guy one: Your car is huge, it must weigh a fuckton!
Guy Two: Nah, it's about 1/2 fuckton.
Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
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An insurmountable or unattainable differential
Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!
Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
The equivalent of ten shitloads
Shaniqua: Yo ma titties weigh a fuckton!
Tyrone: Damn!
Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.
More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."
The weight equivalent to the amount of semen produced during a ton of fucking.
"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
A very large amount of something of the users choosing.
"That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."