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a word that you call your friends if they are being really dumb
oi tahlia.. jessica is the biggest fumble unit
When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!
Amy: So how was your night with Benny?
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
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when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success
little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling
When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix
I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.
Permission granted for sexual favours based on good deeds.
I bought my girlfriend an iPod for her birthday, which should earn me quite a few fumble tokens.
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A fumble six is the occurrence in American Football when the offensive player fumbles the ball, and a defensive player picks up the ball and returns it for a touchdown. Hence the six, for a touchdown is worth six points.
Ex 1: Dude I destroyed you in Madden 12! I got like 5 fumble sixes!
Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.
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