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Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.
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A beautiful girl that will walk into you’re life and make everything in a split second and knows how to make you smile all the time and is the most beautiful and sweetest woman ever
Emelie greatest gf, is the most special person ever
If your a big dumb dumb the "Worlds Greatest Detective" is Batman if you search it up you'll either see a bunch of batman memes or a bunch of batman comics either way you'll see batman. to be honest i don't know why batman is called the "Worlds Greatest Detective" but i don't care because i love batman either way "No homo."
everyone: Batman is the "Worlds Greatest Detective."
Batman: Hmmm i can't seem to find jokers hideout?
Jokers hideout: "In Plane Sight."
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Synonym for philosophy.
I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.
Proven by the endurance of Coke, Levi's, Converse, the Stratocaster, 1964 Mustang, Eames chair, Barbie doll and the Louisville Slugger, all of which have been imitated but never equaled.
After trying on a dozen recently-designed high-tech sneakers, she decided on a pair of classic Converse High Tops - in continuous production since 1917 - suggesting once again that the original is still the greatest and that her level of taste was in a class of its own.
Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":
Anything recorded after 1980
End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
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He is ever greater than Peter the Great. He is quite possibly the sexiest man ever to roam this little planet. If you are a hot girl and see this man walking down the street, you should stop what you are doing and do whatever he tells you to. Men wish they were him and women wish they were with him.
Female 1: OMG!!!! Peter the Greatest is amazingly sexy
Female 2: I hear he is over 13 inches long.
Female 2: Yea I know let's go ask him if he would like to...
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