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human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

by AYB June 23, 2003

1125๐Ÿ‘ 424๐Ÿ‘Ž


humanity

a stupid species goin in a downhill spiral back where they came from.

For example: On a package of peanuts
Warning: May contain nuts. (no really)
On a frozen dessert, Warning on bottom.
Warning: Do NOT turn upside down. (well kinda late dont you think)
These are just a few examples but proof enough that humanity is doomed.

by InfernalKalamity March 23, 2006

464๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž


human

A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

111๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humanity

1. The condition or quality of being human.

2. A self-referential, conceited and delusional concept of benevolence despite 20,000 years of history as evidence to the contrary.

The people of Rwanda and Burundi demonstrate their humanity for each other.

by Snowcat October 16, 2003

266๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human

A species that will destroy itself due to unchecked technological advancement. Humans have a level of intelligence sufficient enough for them to discover how to exploit environmental resources, leading to a subsequent increase in population. This increase in population requires more exploitation of environmental resources, leading to another population increase, resulting in a feedback loop of overpopulation and significantly altering the environment. As competition is naturally selected for its success in securing resources and reproduction, the human species is instinctually inclined to fight over resources, whether it be land, water, shelter, food, or mates. As humans discover how to extract more energy from resources, this fighting over resources, or war as we call it in modern times, gets more and more brutal as time goes on, going from arrows to guns to dynamite to atomic and thermonuclear warheads, to name a few examples. Overall, as humans become more advanced, they will not only lead to the suffering of their brethren, they will lead to the suffering of life all across the globe in their destruction of it.

"The human species is so overrated. They ruin the Earth, kill each other in increasingly violent ways, and continue marching toward the tens of billions in population despite all of this."

by Dozenal>Decimal July 10, 2022

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 February 3, 2012

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human

Somethin that, whether it evolved or was created, whether it is related to animals or not related to animals, will ultimately end up killing it's whole population. Very self absorbed and into the idea that the world revolves around it.

Human 1: Let's go genocide each other simultaneously, while destroying the environment until we all burn in hell!

Human 2: Sounds good!

by Kilg2 March 14, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž