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A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.
Kiwi Keen:
Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"
Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"
Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.
The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
"As a keen cyclist myself I disagree. It’s important cyclists know how to share road with drivers."
One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...
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A small collection of Brisbane's finest douchebags who assemble to get smashed on minimal amounts of alcopops whilst bragging about how original and artsy they are. By following the 'Ten Keen Commandments', the young unknowing female closet sluts blossom into their full potential as cheap prostitutes.
Guy One: "Holy Shit that girl's chin is hugeeeee. I swear it isn't that big in Facebook photos"
Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
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Phrase used largely in the UK male homosexual community to enquire as to ones willingness to engage in anal sex.
Look, let's just cut to the chase, are you wasting my time or are you keen for a bum?
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An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.
"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."
"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."
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a phrase used 24/7 when you realise you are very lonely or when you want attention!
bella- get keen!
pip- for what now
bella- YOUR BIRTHDAYY