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1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.
2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.
1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."
2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."
2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."
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a crazy multi-colored haired skitz who is loud and likes to make a scene=
nicole-aww man look at what that crazt kt kumquat is doing!
tori- yea! who knows what she'll do next!
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An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.
Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss
Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!
When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.
Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!
Proper noun: 45th president of the united states.
The Kumquat Despot will do anything to remain in power.
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Everett: Dude, that bitch had the sandiest Qatar Kumquat I've ever seen. It was like fucking a litter box.
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