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When one or more gingers cum inside you. bonus points if you get an STD.
Person One: yo dude I got lucky charmed last night
Person Two: oh shit dude take a test
Person 1 later on: yo let’s go I got gonorrhea
When a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his penis and smears marshmallow cream on his testicle before a girl performs oral. As his testicles stick to her face he has her tell him “it’s magically delicious”.
You can tell she got a mouthful of Danny’s lucky charms last night. She still has marshmallow in her hair.
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.