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Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!
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Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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To be consumed with a task, especially at work.
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
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To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
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An abbreviation for: A Super Sexy man (a.s.s man)
Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!
A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".
Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.
he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."