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What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.
Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see
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An unspeakably evil wicked sinful unholy vile ignoble corrupt menace. This fiendish demon will ruin your day every second, and is incomparable to any other villain (ie. Darth Vader). She will ruin everything. Vulnerabilities: counselors.
It's a miracle we don't have Miracle in our class.
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A fat ass girl who loves to eat a lot of food and gets on everybody nerves
That bitch Miracle is annoying and she ate all my chips
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Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.
The divine feeling of satisfaction and relief experienced mid- feeding which allows you to continue gorging at a frantic pace.
Timothy was able to keep up with his older brothers at Thanksgiving dinner after scaring grandma with the miracle of burp.
The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
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An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.
The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.
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