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A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.
Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"
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A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.
My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.
Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
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A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”
The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
what a big noob would say when they are refused robux
noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"
The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.
Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."