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live-in relations. (Those who are in live-in relations definitely engage in sex. Then why not call it fuck-in relations?)
They have been in fuck-in relations for years.
Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.
Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.
Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.
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talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.
Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.
Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.
Nick: i want you soooo bad!
Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!
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A topic related to the subject at hand
Consult a related topic if need be.
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It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
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This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.
Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.
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1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.
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