paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.

If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.

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Paid Heavy

A recruited physically-muscular and/or armed individual, or group of individuals, usually sent to collect a debt, threaten, attack, or otherwise intimidate another individual or group of people into some form of concession.

"Either the police will find and deal with him, OR, I'll find him myself and send some paid heavy around to deal with him."

Paid Migration

Another stupid slang for Vacation

Johnny went to South America for paid migration

Paid-to-enjoy

One's Occupation... Prostitute...

Another better way of saying one's occupation to avoid unfriendly glares.

Same as paid-to-play

Adrian: What are you working as, Babe?
Michelle: Well, I'm a paid-to-enjoy worker.

paid for slut

An attractive woman who appears in commercials for
ridiculous products that no one would buy otherwise.
A person who would sell their integrity for a quick buck.
A kept woman.
Someone who is willing to sacrifice thier name for a
stupid cause, for the right price.

The chick in that commercial is so hot! It's a shame she is a paid for slut for that stupid product.

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Pay or Paid

A game in which one person asks another how much he/she would have to be paid to have sex with a person, or how much he/she would pay to have sex with that person.

Person 1: Pay or paid - Johnny Depp?
Person 2: Definitely pay! $10,000!

Person 1: Pay or paid - Marilyn Manson?
Person 2: Ew, paid. $10,000.

paid interruptor

Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.

I want 10 dollars gas...oops here comes the paid interruptor!