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A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.
Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.
Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.
"Jenny is on her period."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."
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THE WORST TIME OF EACH MONTH!
Where blood exits from the woman's vagina. Usually because the egg got stood up by the sperm, which causes the lining of the uterus to shed, causing blood to leave through the vagina.
WARNING'S FOR GUYS: If a girl is on or about to be on her period, stay the FUCK away from her. I don't give a shit if you're married/dating her, stay AWAY! Don't joke/laugh about it or you'll have a black eye and a swollen dick.
Have a nice day. xD
SYMPTOMS: Fatigue, bloating, cramps, increase in hunger, increase in sleep, brown or heavy discharge(Brown discharge is dried up blood.), bitchy, mood swings, pimples, and breasts start to grow more.
SIGNS OF A FIRST PERIOD: Increase in sleep, increase in hunger, lower abdomen pain, moody, increase in pimples, horny, breasts are sore/or tender, breasts start to grow more, and finally. BLOOD IN PANTIES!
Ta-ta! C:
(I'm a girl who has NOT started her periodscore! -.-)
Davie: Hey babe. *Touches Leslie's boobs*
Leslie: *Grabs his wrist and twists it*.
Davie: WDF??? O_o
Leslie: I'm so so SO sorry, babe. D:
Davie:....Lemme guess. You on yo period? o.o
Leslie: >:O YESSSSS! Shit! Wdf is wrong with it? Huh? Huh? HUH????? :O
Davie: *Backs away very sssssllllllllooooowwwwwwllllllllyyyy*......o_o
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A period is the reason you hear more stories of men getting caught with murder we know how to get blood off of things
I on my period time to remove blood from my clothes ‘yay’
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Blood coming out of a vagina
She got her period while she was wearing white pants.
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God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake
I'm on my period, don't fuck with me!
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The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.
It was a period of strife.
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The reason why the pool is red,your sister gets mad easily,Why you see sponge like tubes made from cotton on the trash, and why your sister always says it hurts.
I still have not gotten my period?
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