Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

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lollipop pick up

A stripper term about picking up a lollipop with her pussy. The lollipop is placed in a johns(client) mouth and as he bites the base of the lollipop the stripper moves up and down on the part you would suck on until she signals him to stop biting it then she stands up with the lollipop inside of her.
There are 2 ways to finish the first is by simply throwing the lollipop away the second is if the john asks for it back he sucks it like usual so that he may taste her juices.

"Here's ten bucks man go get a lollipop pick up"

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pick up line

What a guy says to a girl he wants to hook up wit

1) Do you hang your clothes? Cuz dat bottom's off the hook!

2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?

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Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo

Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"

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Pick up that dollar

Pick up that dollar, sometimes followed by bitch or hoe.. can refer to a person, a situation, a comment or reply to a conversation when you don't think much of them or what is being said. It can mean an event, person, thing or situation not worthy of your time. It is can be a condescending remark comparing the person, situation or event to a stripper , whore picking up money off the floor.

In response to the stripper who said "you ladies are stupid for sponsoring a lap dance for your guys"..the ladies replied, "hoe, pick up that dollar "

pick up the phone

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.