raisin slurpee

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

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Raisin Slurpee

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

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Raisin canes

Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.

raisin canes, makes McDonald’s look like a 5 star restaurant by comparison

Raisin canes, superficially appealing but profoundly disappointing

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sky raisins

Some people call them houseflies, but we all know they are really sky raisins...

My cat loves sky raisins, they are his favourite treat!

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kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

raisin smuggler

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.

It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.

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Snow Raisin

General term for a black person that either plays ice hockey or regularly attends games, since they stick out like a raisin in the snow.

Wayne Simmonds is a snow raisin, and Jarome Iginla is a half-snow raisin.