Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

KFC's secret recipe

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.

Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.

For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”

Recipe Call

An exchange of recipes, usually between two females. A ridiculous practice seeing as though women will forget that they asked for the recipe and never make the food in question.

Whenever I walk into my kitchen my mom is in a recipe call.

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Reciping

The act of researching, documenting, and saving recipes

I’m reciping.

recipee

A culinary concoction that makes you hafta take a whiz repeatedly after consuming said dish.

Tomato-sauce is a wonderful and tasty garnish for many main-course food-choices, but --- especially if you also have coffee with the same meal --- it is a recipee for disaster if you don't have a restroom nearby.

Banana bread recipe

1) A list of actions and ingredients needed to make banana bread

2) A way of speaking and communicating to your friends in a funny way

1) Ex.
Martha needed the banana bread recipe to make her first ever banana bread.

2) Ex.
Elly always speaks to Ellie in banana bread recipe when she is feeling happy.