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You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
hey if you cannot come, can i?
she came home from a 9 day retreat and said hey if you cannot come, can i?
The Gungan Retreat is a sacred sex position, typically done in college or possibly after. It is basically where you have sex in the missionary position, but you do it on a roommates bed. If you are not the one living in dorm, house, or apartment, and you are doing it in your partner’s roommate’s bed, then you are still participating in the Gungan Retreat.
Doer: “Yeah me and Sally did the Gungan Retreat last night!”
Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”
Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”
Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up
Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat
When you go Balls Deep with no escape plan.
I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
To back up onto a dick accidentally
Dave retreated into me during yesterday
A word that workplaces use as a disguise for a really long meeting full of yawn provoking lectures instead of just calling it a “work meeting”
Hey, are you going to the work retreat? Yes, I can’t wait to spend all day at the retreat to learn about statistics and quality improvement!