share dicks

Hanging out with close friends.

Hey you want to share dicks tonight?

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Share the welf

Short for Share the Welf(are).

Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.

Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.

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Share Mongering

The use of social media to spread largely baseless and misleading stories designed to scare the reader. Predominantly created by the tin foil hat brigade.

I see that Belinda has been Share Mongering on Facebook again.

Air Share

(v.) To share files from your iPhone or iPod touch, using the Air Sharing™ app.

Dude, don't go downloading it from the Net, I'll just Air Share it with you from my phone.

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burp and share

To belch discretely and proceed to blow it towards an unsuspecting victim.

That kebab has definitely done a number on me, the wife's in for a serious burp and share when I get home.

lion's share

The larger or greater part of something divided up.

His wife does the lion's share of the housework.

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sharing is caring

When you have something (usually food) and your friend wants some, its common to use this phrase.

*le you eating pizza while friend walks up*
Them: Can I have some?
You: No.
Them: Sharing is caring!
You: I don't care.

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