abolish slavery

(verb); to take a giant shit when you're at someone's place, and get kicked out of their house because it is so disgusting

"Oh crap, I need to abolish slavery. BRB"

"Mark was telling us about how he abolished slavery in Jamie's bathroom last night. It was so gross, she kicked him out."

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disguised slavery

Not imprisoning slaves, but letting them live anywhere they choose, knowing that the need to feed themselves will force them to find a job, and that their need to find a better job will get them to attend school. Then hiring them, paying them a regular salary, giving them health insurance so they will not break down, and giving them 2-weeks vacation so they will rest and recuperate. Then have the TV ads convince them to buy a car to get to work, a house to live in, and other things to live better, to all along exploiting their labor as the masters did on the plantations. Disguised slavery is the spine of a system called 'human farming' and is sinonimous with 'salaried slavery.' Though some see it as unfair, it may be the only way for society to function and thrive.

Though in reality they are salaried slaves and victims of the 'human farming' system, convinced by the media and their friends—because they echo what the media tells them, my neighbors diligently drive to work and back home from Monday to Friday and rest on the weekend to prepare for another round of 9 to 5. Thought disguised slavery is an imperfect lifestyle because it's victims—or if you see their lifestyle in a positive light you may want to call them practitioners or participants instead—are not free to fully develop themselves because their time is taken producing goods or serving clients. As imperfect as the disguised slaver system may be, it appears to be the only way for society to operate and thrive.

Ministry Of Slavery

The Ministry of slavery is a group dedicated to the premeditated conspiracy related to a hostile takeover of the human race. Which promotes Sex slavery, sex trafficking, human trafficking, cyberbullying, trap houses, home invasions, computer hacking, cellphone tapping, stalking. This group is generally made up of drug addicts with an inferiority complex, and low self esteem. Driven by a greed for money.

The Ministry of slavery will not beat the freedom fighters. Long live the American Dream and Democracy.

slavery battle

Slavery battle is a battle of slaves for the owner they will be with. This battle gives them only two items,a sword and a horse. The slavery battle is decided by the slave.

The slavery battle if the Century happened today in Pennsylvania.

Cultural Slavery

When the beliefs instigated by a cultural norm are accepted as good and right without deeper scientific and social research, insight or logic. This condition often results in social situations of bandwaggoning, rallies, and citizens being whipped up by political speeches that are shallow in content but emotionally charged. Victims exhibit a failure to evaluate from a deeper scientific and historical standpoint, instead viewing it from a peer or cultural perspective.

Commercial Cultural Slavery:
A car loan is acceptable today because car companies wanted to increase sales, and changed their advertising to reflect loans. Over time, this has influenced us to consider it acceptable to own a car when you can't afford it.

Social Cultural Slavery:
Gay and lesbian couples are often accepted by those who shy away from researching said conditions because sodomy is a culturally ignored and often unacceptable subject. Such research unveils pornography, high abuse rates, and - of course - the lack of biological backing for the psychological condition.

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Child Slavery

Not being paid or properly looked after in situations containing work. Education does not come under child slavery because you learn stuff. School comes under child slavery because school is not education

Olivia: School is child slavery
Midget: No
Olivia: Yes Urban Dictionary says so

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Slavery Math

Math word problems of yesteryear that condones white racism or supremacism, such as the ungodly relationship between masters and slaves, lords and peasants, or colonizers and savages.

An 1814 issue of “The Analyst” poses the following slavery math problem: “If out of a cargo of 600 slaves, 200 die during a passage of 6 weeks from Africa to the West Indies; how long must the passage be that one half the cargo may perish? Supposing the degree of mortality to be the same throughout the passage, that is, the number of deaths at any time to be proportional to the living at the same time.”

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