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Sober Sad

The weekly depression you get for being currently sober and waiting for the weekend. Common symptoms include: lack of motivation, low energy, crying, rage, suicidal thoughts, and non-alcoholism. People can also feel sober sad exactly when they start to sober up after being cured from sober sadness.

"Jon looks like he wants to kill himself"
"yeah he's sober sad, we need to get him fucked up!"

by malcohol September 28, 2019


Colorado sober

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).

I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.

by L S 1983 October 11, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sober island

Being the only sober person or group of people in a sea of drunkies.

I was on sober island during that tailgate while everyone around me was drunk. I was really missing out.

by Lsquared17 October 31, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldnโ€™t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt April 9, 2018

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.

Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.

by PJQ June 6, 2014

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Sober

A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.

Want to do some blow?

No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

by Soberisdope April 1, 2021

59๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sober Shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by Mike & Nick December 26, 2007

68๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž