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The weekly depression you get for being currently sober and waiting for the weekend. Common symptoms include: lack of motivation, low energy, crying, rage, suicidal thoughts, and non-alcoholism. People can also feel sober sad exactly when they start to sober up after being cured from sober sadness.
"Jon looks like he wants to kill himself"
"yeah he's sober sad, we need to get him fucked up!"
When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).
I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.
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Being the only sober person or group of people in a sea of drunkies.
I was on sober island during that tailgate while everyone around me was drunk. I was really missing out.
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When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts
Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
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Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.
Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.
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A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.
Want to do some blow?
No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
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When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
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