- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime
Mix and enjoy
"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."
An extreme and explosive diahrea attack
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!
It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."
"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."
Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!
They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!