Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous
John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =
you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....
The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."
"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."
Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!
They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!
An extreme and explosive diahrea attack
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!
I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.