Squirty

Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous

John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....

Squirtyness

The uniquely female ability to forcefully gush all over their lover’s face/body/bedsheets, etc

I will work hard to make you Queen me and see the true power of your squirtyness

Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

hershey squirties

this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet

jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.

Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!