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A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.
The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.
A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.
The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.
An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.
Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.
A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.
Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.