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The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.
If swimming were any easier it would be called football.
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swim:
S-someone
W-who
I-isnt
M-me
officer: yo who did this shit?
Ganstah: uh it was swim, officer
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Most physically and mentally demanding sport on the planet. If you disagree, you are obviously one of the many who aren't tough, determined or skilled enough to be a swimmer.
Gives you massive shoulders + chest and a toned upper body. Great for your lungs and heart.
'Oh my god, who is that guy with the amazing body?'
'I dont know, but he is a swimmer for sure!'
'The others look so weedy in comparison to him with thier narrow shoulders and lack of 6-pacs. Why doesnt everyone do swimming?'
'Because the training is so intense and demanding, most people would die after about 3 minutes!'
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A sport often neglected by those who have not been a part of, nor swam at least 40 lengths of the pool non-stop. Swimming is a very intense sport full of speedos and half naked girls whom join either to stay in shape, competitively swim, or for the lack of clothing that the men wear.
Often Rejected by muscle-heads such as football players, runners, wresters and any type of other sport that requires injury to the head because there is no more room for acceptance due to the lack of space available in their brains for acceptance.
Swimmers are part of a team which they refer to as their family, as they are together 24/7 due to the amount of practice that swim coach piles upon them. Swimmers also are known to date the members of their swim team; which is technically incest.
Swimming teams often complain about their sport, yet never quit because of the love/hate relationship with the water. Also, a swimmer can be found by food, talking about food, or complaining that there is not enough food.
Football player: swimming's easy.
Swimmer 1: if swimming's easy then why am I skinny and in shape while you're still fat?
Swimmer 2: (to other swimmer) bro, eat this sandwich, you're not you when you're hungry.
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The best sport ever.
People say it's easy, but It's not.
It is one of the hardest sports, do you know how many muscles you use?
Most swimmers hate soccer, and they say
'If swimming were any easier, It would be called soccer'
It's very hard and you have to push yourself to the max.
Meets make you exhausted for the rest of the way.
"Practice was so hard today."
"I know, those 200 flys were torture."
"Every practice is torture, why do we even swim?"
"Cause we love it!"
"Yeah, swimming amazing."
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A phrase used in the 1940s or 1950s to refer to fashionable items, places, people, etc. Something that is currently popular or trendy.
Tween: Granny, my friends and I heart the Macarena...it is so totally cool!
Granny: Perhaps hun...in my day, the Charleston & the Jitterbug were in the swim.
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Swimming is a water sport that is incredibly good for you, and you will most likely become buff if you are a male. (Experience: I am a swimmer) Swimming is a very demanding sport that generally requires 5-6 days of afternoon training per week, and sometimes you will have morning practices as well/instead.
Swimming is one of the best sports for you because you can do it till you are almost dead.