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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!

Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern

by Captkoolbrazilian October 12, 2021


tavern door

a person who has sex with anyone who wants it, the door is always open.

Byron: How did it go last night with Mira?

Greek: It went great, she's such a tavern door

by pthera42 December 27, 2017


churchgate tavern

A pub in leicester for people who LOVE regae and rnb. Great atmosphere, great people, fantastic night!!!!!!!

hey have you been to the churchgate tavern yet? its bangin!!

by darlo2009 August 24, 2009


Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 24, 2021


Tavern Booty

A semi-nice ass that is typically found in middle-aged to older drinking establishments known as taverns. A Tavern Booty is considered nice given the age of the owner and in comparison to asses of similar age range but not necessarily elite or world class on its own merit.

Ms. Shirley looks pretty gold with that lil' tavern booty, she's damn near as old as my mom, though.

by sha-boing-boing June 29, 2021


Tavern Time

What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.

"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"

by Tavern Totalitarian May 13, 2022


Tavernitis

A term most often used in reference to fantasy stories, referring to needlessly gross, violent, or cruel elements
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.

Burned through Shadow of Conqueror. Didn’t like much. Too much Tavernitis and anime extreme emotion moments.

by SylentVoidkeeper May 16, 2023