Taxi-fap

Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.

"Yo, Clark, you'd never believe that awesome taxi-fap I just threw down in that yellow cab."

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fake taxi

A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot

Hey mack have you watched fake taxi before? Yes its the best porn ever!

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Chip Taxi

A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back.

Fucking chip taxi went past last night, Grease stains on my new frock now.

teen-taxi

Any person, either an adult or another teen, that is constantly used as a means of transportation by those too young to drive.

Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.

Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.

How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.

"Sorry, I can't be there, my kid and his friends are using me as a teen-taxi later."

"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."

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Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.

Taxi Driver fucking rocks.

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taxi fee

When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.

"Dude why are you hitting the blunt it's supposed to go to me"..."Taxi fee bro."

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terror taxi

The best and final skit in jackass number two which involves
pubic hair,terrorism and a taxi.

Hello my name is Ehren McGhehey and this is terror taxi *sings some arabic song*

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