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Any female that is heterosexual, but after a few shots of tequila temporally turns lesbian.
Tracy and I were at a party together, but 2 shots of Cuervo later...she turned into tequila lesbian.
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1. act of having no talent
-noun
2. having no talent
Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!
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An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)
(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.
You should really eat something
No dude I want tequila
These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries
OK
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A tequila shot antic in which the drinker:
1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.
This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.
My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila stuntman in front of the whole bar and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night.
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Flat-faced hooker who got famous by having millions of Myspace friends,being a slut on national television,and putting out shitty music.Basically,she's a professional media whore.
Did you catch Tila Tequila's new show,"Re-Enforcing Negative Bisexual Stereotypes With Tila Tequila" ?
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A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.
Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!
Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila..
where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?
CRAZY ASS HOE
She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..
There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..
she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..
Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..
tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid ..
Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..
TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..
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