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"I'll catch up with you guys later, I have to drop this ox loaf first"
"Somebody just left an ox loaf in the men's washroom"
"Chasing The Ox", contrary to what one might think IS NOT the task of chasing down a barnyard farm animal, but rather the skill of sucking gin out of shot glass with a straw, while snorting a line of chopped up Oxycontin at the same time! The object of the game is to finish both substances at the same time. Not something for the faint of heart!
Look at Johnny! He's higher than a M*****F****R! I bet He's been Chasing The OX!!!
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1. Expression of a person belig very sound.
2. Said of something that is extremely solid.
1: A - "Is that bloke alright?"
B - "Dave? Yeah - he's as SOLID AS AN OX."
2: "This welding is as SOLID AS AN OX, it will never break."
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A totally stubborn object,or person.
"OWW! You cunt ox!!!" Jimmy screamed, as the bottle of pickles refused to open up ......for the third time".
"I cant find my keys!.If I'm late for work again this week that cunt ox boss of mine will sack me for sure".
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A hideous half-man half-beast that is best known for his ill manner and obnoxious attitude.
George has not only eaten my lunch from the work fridge, but has also attempted to sleep with my girlfriend. These are the actions of a cunt-ox.
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An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.
For the most severely awkward situations.
"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."
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A strange person; someone who's behaviour is so confusing there are no words to describe it. It is worse than weirdo.
Did you hear that lady dresses her dog in baby clothes and reads to it at bed time - what a weird ox!
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