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A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
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Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.
What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'
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A small breed of spaniel that weights, on average 15 or 16 pounds. Four coat variations occur: Blenheim, Tricolour, Black and Tan, and Ruby. A favorite breed of Britain's King Charles II, it also used to be the royal dog. Cavaliers are typically very friendly dogs, and excellent with children
That dog over there might look a bit like a cocker spaniel, but in reality it is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
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Large breasts that swing low when released
The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears
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A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel
"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'
"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"
"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"
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When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.