tune

The act of passionately kissing a stranger, otherwise known as a "random", most often in the middle of a crowded club.

Dude! I just tuned the hottest chick.

Babe! I just tuned some ugly guy hehehe

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tune

(pronounced "choon")

(South African surfer's English. Derivation unk.)

To tune somebody is to:

a). tell somebody something in no uncertain terms
b). to scold, upbraid or dress-down someone
c). to order someone about, direct them firmly.

Example 1: "Now that we're prefects we can tune all these lighties what to do."

Translation: "Now that we're prefects (upperclassmen), we can tell all these younger kids what to do."

Example 2: "At the braaivleis last night, I ran into this ouk who was totally pissed motherless. But I tuned him, ek se."

Translation: "At the barbecue last night, I ran into this guy who was extremely drunk. But I put that guy in his place very decisively, I tell you."

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Tune

1. to sleep with or try and sleep with someone.
2. to tune someone, meaning upgrade them, there looks, cloths, hair, etc.

1: I tried to tune that bitch!

2: I'm tuning her, she has un-tapped potential.

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tuning

Whats said to the most beautiful chick in the world

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in tune

face you
hug you
hold you
I'll be walking the city streets dimmed out like a drifter. But when i find your pair of eyes they will fire me back up swifter.

Petra: "Pip said something so in tune with her future. How can she be so sure?"
Colm: "I don't know. Maybe she's deranged."

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tuning

The discretization of space by consciousness.

Tuning proffers that consciousness "tunes" the uncountable nature of space.

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Tune

To savage the shit out of someone by means of offensive humor.

He was being full of shit, so I tuned the shit out of him

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