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A certain individual that interrupts or somehow alters a loved and permanent tradition by unexpectedly showing up and trying to forcibly incorporate themselves into it.
Julia showed up at the last minute at my family's Christmas dinner and brought haggis. Major tradition intruder!
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Like any other women, she waits for the guy to approach her or asks the guy to do favors for her; she expects the guy to be the breadwinner while she lives off him.
Person 1 Damn, she's fine!!!
Person 2 Why bother? She's probably not interested in me.
Person 1 You should be more forward.
Person 2 Why don't she try to be more forward... it has always been the guy. Why should I bust my ass for a chick? God, she's like any traditional girl - like a dog from a pound, she's waiting to get picked up.
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The 13th tradition of Alcoholics Anonymous which states: the only requirement for membership at Flushing Unity is a desire to compulsively fuck newcomers.
John has the 13th tradition down pat
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Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.
1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends
Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...
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Two people that love each other without being forced into one.
Look those two men are married and are happy together, thats a traditional marriage.
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- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:
• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”
Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”
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What girls say in online dating profiles to indicate that they are a Trump supporter without actually saying it or listing it in their political preferences.
“I’m looking for someone with traditional values.”
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